First Timer's Kit: The Complete Guide to Losing Your Virginity

The perfect gag gift for insecure teenagers and college students everywhere First Timer's Kit offers a comprehensive sexual education courtesy of semi-credible medical expert Dr. Eric Ryland Horner. Contents include:
 

- Dr. Horner's comprehensive textbook How to Lose Your Virginity in 96 Pages
- 10 Sexual Position Study Cards (ranked by difficulty from beginner to advanced to Cirque du Soleil)
- 10 Heroes of Intercourse Trading Cards (includes the extremely rare Dr. Ruth Westheimer card)
- Certificate of Copulation (suitable for framing)
And more!

Full of hilarious anatomical diagrams ridiculous advice and tips for surviving the morning after the First Timer's Kit encourages readers to stop masturbatingóand start living!