1. Soaky In The Pooper - 4:13
2. Two Kittens Don't Make A Puppy - 6:25
3. Nine - 3:55
4. Moody Fucker - 5:30
5. Loretta Lung - 3:13
6. Scared Out Of My Shoes - 2:50
7. Your Life As A Sequel (Fast) - 3:41
8. Smuckers - 1:59
9. The Scary Caroler (Fast) - 3:02
10. I Can Hardly Spell My Name (1995) - 3:36
11. Alumni Lawn (Slow) - 2:46
12. Playboy, The Shit - 5:30
13. Whitey - 3:07
14. Cigarettiquette - 2:20
15. Mr. Crabby - 3:39
16. The Gettysburg Address - 5:57
17. Beyond Belief - 4:47