CD 1:
- Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture - 1:59
- Mystery Roach - 2:33
- Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers - 0:48
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) - 0:56
- Tuna Fish Promenade - 2:30
- Dance Of The Just Plain Folks - 4:40
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) - 0:59
- The Sealed Tuna Bolero - 1:40
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt - 3:52
- Touring Can Make You Crazy - 2:53
- Would You Like A Snack? - 1:23
- Redneck Eats - 3:03
- Centerville - 2:31
- She Painted Up Her Face - 1:42
- Janet's Big Dance Number - 1:18
- Half A Dozen Provocative Squats - 1:57
- Mysterioso - 0:48
- Shove It Right In - 2:32
- Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude - 4:00
CD 2:
- I'm Stealing The Towels - 2:14
- Dental Hygeine Dilemma - 5:12
- Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? - 3:00
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy - 3:12
- Penis Dimension - 4:36
- What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning - 3:28
- A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes - 1:10
- Magic Fingers - 3:55
- Motorhead's Midnight Ranch - 1:30
- Dew On The Newts We Got - 1:10
- The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts - 0:41
- The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth - 1:11
- The Girl's Dream - 0:55
- Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce - 1:01
- Strictly Genteel (The Finale) - 11:23