Side A
- Introduction (0:37)
- The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage (2:55)
- London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines (3:24)
- Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks (3:24)
- Camisado (3:12)
- Time To Dance (3:22)
- Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (3:20)
Side B
- Intermission (2:36)
- But It's Better If You Do (3:26)
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies (3:07)
- I Constantly Thank God For Esteban (3:30)
- There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet (3:17)
- Build God, Then We'll Talk (3:41)
